For real...and I'm not kidding!

Pop quiz (pun intended)
Fill in the blank. (Either Tess or Colm can be speaking.)
"This is for real, not for pretend, not joking, not kidding, not lying, not teasing. I'm a _______."
a. a squirrel named Chippy/Twitchy
b. a baby horse
c. a deer
d. all of the above















What I'm most likely to hear from my children if I walk in the room unannounced.
a. "Hi Dad."
b. Nothing
c. "What are you doing here?"
d. "Human!"

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